Barney reads *The Bro Code for Parents*.
Are you planning to have a baby, or have you already had one? Even though your life is now going to be nothing more than a flyspeck on the canvas of existence, your child doesn’t have to end up just as dull as you are. In *The Bro Code for Parents*, Barney Stinson helps you
- choose a name that won’t land your child in the school broom cupboard,
- find a really hot nanny,
- and teach your child classics like “Boobs on the Bus”.
The Bro Code for Parents contains everything you need to raise a child who’ll be almost as awesome as Barney. Almost.
